I am ready for a BIG PROJECT.  A very BIG, BIG, BIG Project.  As soon as the weather allows me to do some manual work without getting heatstroke, it is on!

Next time you see this ordinary cabinet, it will be extraordinarily wonderful.... I can't wait.

Project goals....
end cost- $25 (The cabinet is already $10 from a garage sale). 
time- one week, once the thermometer chills a bit. 
reality- YEAH RIGHT!